You are encouraged to dance emphatically

I JUST WANNA BE A DOPER PERSON

Erotic Choose-Your-Own-Adventure

doctordisaster:

aeromachia:

Obviously I bought it straight away because “erotic” and “choose-your-own-adventure” are two phrases which should DEFINITELY be used in tandem AS OFTEN as possible, if not ALWAYS.

The book also misrepresents itself in that it is the least erotic thing I have ever read.  And I have read Peter Mandelson/George Osborne slash fanfiction, so I know what I am talking about.

GOOD MORNING TUMBLR, YOU SHOULD READ THIS AS IT IS HILARIOUS

Worst

The Borrowers

fanfic

EVER!

"This is definitely what I want in a lover.  Enticing, velvety, albeit slightly idiotic eyes.  HOT."

#...oh my god
#why