Obviously I bought it straight away because “erotic” and “choose-your-own-adventure” are two phrases which should DEFINITELY be used in tandem AS OFTEN as possible, if not ALWAYS.
The book also misrepresents itself in that it is the least erotic thing I have ever read. And I have read Peter Mandelson/George Osborne slash fanfiction, so I know what I am talking about.
GOOD MORNING TUMBLR, YOU SHOULD READ THIS AS IT IS HILARIOUS
“This is definitely what I want in a lover. Enticing, velvety, albeit slightly idiotic eyes. HOT.”