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doctordisaster:

ultraluminal:

Thanks, Bill Maher, for reminding me of what a controversial, political issue misogyny in the media is! I’m glad that in these conflicted times we have your beacon of liberal women-hate to remind us that men across all political spectrums just have to give a half-hearted apology after demeaning women and muddling a non-issue with blatant misinformation in order to deserve complete forgiveness from the general public. No, seriously,thank you for reminding me that misogyny is a minor offense, and that I’m overreacting when I’m offended. In fact, men deserve my forgiveness, no matter how much my crazy women-feelings get in the way! Your tweets are informative and uplifting as always.

Wow, Bill Maher giving out advice on how to avoid looking like an asshole.

Later, Dick Cheney will talk about how personal presentation can make you more likeable. Then we’ll have a history lesson from Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, followed by Bernie Madoff’s popular ethics seminar. And to cap off the night, ladies and gentlemen, Rush Limbaugh will explain to us all how hormonal birth control works.