You are encouraged to dance emphatically

I JUST WANNA BE A DOPER PERSON
#arrested development
#seals
#arrested development

aberrantkenosis:

in case you ever wanted to know what mambo number 5 sounds like with all the instruments (including the drums) replaced with bike horns 

(via therestlessdead)

#important
zubat:

inothernews:

Stephen Colbert awesomely calls out Iowa Republican and avowed homophobe Steve King — who says gays and lesbians need to have their sexual orientation “independently verified”— by suggesting people send King “photos and / or videos proving that they’re gay.”

Who’s with me?

zubat:

inothernews:

Stephen Colbert awesomely calls out Iowa Republican and avowed homophobe Steve King — who says gays and lesbians need to have their sexual orientation “independently verified”— by suggesting people send King “photos and / or videos proving that they’re gay.”

Who’s with me?

(via doctordisaster)

#stephen colbert
#lil b

bestrooftalkever:

During 808s and Heartbreak, Kanye consulted T-Pain, which, lol ok, but then hated his ideas so much that he wrote a diss track WITH HIM STILL IN THE STUDIO and made everyone in the studio sing it.

no sir, i am not buying your baby a present.

2014 T-Pain is the realest.

#sobbing over this
#t-pain
#kanye west
#tags by sashayed
#sharks

"I am entirely selfish," he said ruefully, "and always hoping that someone will tell me to behave, someone will make herself responsible for me and make me be grown-up."

He is altogether selfish, she thought in some surprise, the only man I have ever sat and talked to alone, and I am impatient; he is simply not very interesting. “Why don’t you grow up by yourself?” she asked him, and wondered how many people—how many women—had already asked him that.

“You’re clever.” And how many times had he answered that way?

This conversation must be largely instinctive, she thought with amusement, and said gently, “You must be a very lonely person.” All I want is to be cherished, she thought, and here I am talking gibberish with a selfish man.

—Shirley Jackson, The Haunting of Hill House. Eleanorrrrrrrrrr. (via sashayed)

(Source: doskapozora, via sashayed)

#shirley jackson
#speaker of truths